How's this for being a fool....
In Response To: Hey CB- at least we both tested - together!!! (Candi guest #37 in the TTC asylum) I'm only 5 dpo but my temp is unusually high for me (98.5 today) and I think I Pregnant! Last night DH asked if he thought we did it and I said...you know I've gotten you excited every cycle since we started this journey...so I sure hope so but....don't know! COME ON KATH WHERE'S YOUR ENTHUSIASM...... well my subconscious must have worked on me during the night because that morning temp has just given me a bunch of hope....geez So, here we go again...I'm going to put my temps in an excel spreadsheet and then create a graph and stare at it at night..... Yes, definitely asylum material here... Momma Kath 15/26 5 dpo 98.5
Woo hoo!! Sounds really good to me!! I will be counting the days right along with ya! ++++ nt Chris, Room #18 in the asylum --
Yes, but it's such NICE asylum material!! Obsess away Momma! ++Vibes from Atlanta!! nt Lisa F~ Asylum guest #40,lurking on a work break... shhhhhhhh!!
That's what else we need in the assylum! Weekly hpt anonymous meetings with coffee and cookies. nt Posted By: alison sf In Response To: What a sweet guy! We're like hpt-aholics around those tests. (nt) (alison sf)

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Hey momma I would like or should I say
need a room.
I think i will go nuts before i get pg.
c#8 TTC#1
KARA

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Subject: Room request...
Okay, I think I qualify. Here's why:

First of all, I spent my vacation last week in Vegas checking my cervical positioning and my mucus every two hours. Jeff asked "do you really have to pee that much?" I laughed and said, "no you idiot...but I gotta make sure it's not sperm and it is, indeed, clear and getting stretchy!"

Secondly, I spent a lot of time putting pillows under my nightgowns and saying "I look good this way, right?"

Furthermore, I spent a lot of time begging Jeff to do this photo thing at Circus, Circus that morphs your photos together to produce a rough picture of your future child...let's just say I should have RAN to the doctor then and demanded birth control pills!!!

On the way out to Vegas my thermometer broke in the cargo, so when I got to the hotel I started bawling like a baby in the lobby screaming! Jeff thought I had lost jewelry or something...I had to buy a new one. Then, same damn thing on the way back (some would have thought I had learned my lesson!). I was screaming and crying all the way home about the 8 dollars I had spent and lost on another one. You would have thought that I broke my favorite necklace or something.

Then, to top it all off, I have now brought down my standards to allow any sports event to continue on the tube while I do the dance with Jeff...sometimes when that opk goes positive you gotta do what you can!

Am I insane or what?

Oh, yeah, even though af came this month I am still holding on to last months opk tests...just to see something positive!!!

Tiffany, insanity queen!!!

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Subject: New Asylum Member
Please assign my room right away! After two m/c in the last 4 months, and still going, I need one. Trying to figure out how I can get to Mexico for progesterone--now THAT is obsession. Also showing dh my cm every day, whether he wants to see or not--yew! And so many other reasons--other than the nervous tick--(HaHa).

I'd like the room with the controllable bed, so that I can get my butt in the air easier after BD.

Thanks, LisaK

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Subject: I'll need a room

I'd like a room at the ttcAsylum, please.
Sign me up.

I'm now working on two thermometers this month, just to see whether a bbt therm is actually different than the fever thermometer that I've been using for the last six months.

Thanks much, Sandy

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Subject: Add me to your list at the loony bin!
I need a room with extra padded walls, and please, no basal thermometer within 50 yards of the room!
Jennifer B

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Subject: Desperately need a room !!!

I wrote out my monthly bills, then began to calculate everything that has to do with ttc.
For example, take your 25% chance of getting pg, add 1 baby aspirin a day, multiple by cd#14, divide by 28 day cycle, add 7 days of dtd, factor in epo and robitussin, calculate clomid on days 5-9, subtract af = 1 +++ pg test!!!

Definately asylum material!!!

Sharon ttc #2

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Subject: Here's what I can do in the asylum to help out during my stay!

Since I'm a teacher, I will home school all the ttc'ers kids while their mothers are busy taking opks,hpts, checking cervical positions,CM, and of course BDing!
Patient #62

Jennifer B

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Kind of short and sweet!

I need an early check-in, if possible!!

If we are comparing obsession stories, how's this one!!

In light of the fact that I just tested +++ to my first OPK test,
and was constantly checking the lines every hour or so
for confirmation, I actually thought
(for a mere second or two I swear! lol)
about drilling a wee hole in the top of the plastic,
running some jute or twine through said hole,
and wearing it AROUND THE HOUSE ONLY for good luck
while doing the deed!!!

I am seriously nuts to have even considered it,
and even crazier for posting here!!!!

Oh, if you're wondering why I haven't tossed the test by now,
it's because I am planning on putting it into the baby book...
if we are so lucky as to conceive this cycle!!! LOL

Can you say "Stop the Insanity"!!??!!

MicheleC ttc#1

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I think I need a room in the asylum.

On cd 7 now and having SHOW and thinking -
THIS IS IT!!
Yeah, but cd 7 is too early!
I usually o around cd 12 to 22!

Now the obsessions continues,
I need a safe haven!!

Thanks and many fertile thoughts!!!

LoriR aka LAR

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